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Discounting silly contrivances (such as a player blowing all their money on a first-roll auction), the shortest possible game of Monopoly lasts only two turns. In brief: both players get lucky with double rolls, but player 1 ends up owning houses on Boardwalk (Mayfair in the UK edition), then player 2 immediately bankrupts themselves landing on the same square. — Read the rest