OREO built an asteroid-proof Oreo bunker in the Arctic

From a press release that just landed in my inbox:

As you may know, NASA has reported that Asteroid 2018VP1 is headed toward Earth's atmosphere on November 2. Although there's virtually no chance (0.41% to be exact) of it threatening our beloved cookie when it passes by, OREO isn't risking a future without the world's favorite cookie… 

Enter the Global OREO Vault.

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