Sortkwik keeps your fingers from feeling like desiccated leather

I bought this amazing clear pink substance called Sortkwik so I could have more control of playing cards for magic tricks, as I have naturally dry hands. It has a bit more viscosity than Chapstick. It's meant for people who need to leaf through lots sheets of paper and don't like the idea of licking their thumb. You just swipe your fingertips over the stuff, rub your fingers together for a few seconds, and you are ready for action. I now use it all the time because I hate the feeling of dry fingers and it's not greasy or smelly like lotion. A 3-pack is $7.