This short set of Amazon reviews had me laughing out loud! Check out Amazon's bulk Cheez Whiz offer.
After the top rated review, the remarks purchasers make about their 39 POUNDS of Cheez Whiz are pretty great. I guess folks are surprised at just how much Cheez Whiz 39 pounds really is.
Top rated reviewer is a humorist, however Amazon does list him as a verified purchaser so ENJOY YOUR WHIZ, SIR!
Also, Cheez Whiz is not cheese, but it does include it.